Oh Look a New Farm Intro Video… I bet the story wraps up soon down under..


So we all know Zynga has figured out the Magically secret to making all of their players, Sooper Dooper Happy.

 

 

Release a new Full Size Farm every 60 Days or so.  Yes It took them a few years, but they finally discovered that magically formula for ultimate happiness.  And just to spice it up toss in some mini farms along the way. 

So lets see where all have they covered on Earth.  England, New England, Australia, The North Pole, Asia, Atlantis, Hawaii, Halloween Town, Another Frozen Place, Fairy Land.  So as you can see they are running out of places to go, other than say a Desert, a Jungle, or an Urban Area.

So Time to Head off to the stars, Yep Its space time.

Well that was exciting.  I still think way back when Zynga got Indiana Jones involved with Adventure World, they should have shoehorned Willow into Castleville and Star Wars into Farmville.  Growing Bacta, harvesting Tauntauns, Using At-Ats to PPH, Oh so exciting, but no, we got a 2nd winter farm that wasn't Hoth.  Now we take to the stars to well, I dont know harvest space tacos?  I could go for some space tacos…

 

And remember, Zynga doesn't fix every little problem (or big problem) with the game, because that is not a valid business model.  Churning out more premium content and places to shove premium content is a Valid Business model.  At least until everyone gets fed up.